
Yeah, now stand back
while I INVENT the telephone.
The Big Bang Theory Season 8, Episode 18

Well, until they INVENT
nose condoms,
The Big Bang Theory Season 7, Episode 23

and less like the guy
who didn't INVENT the lightbulb.
The Big Bang Theory Season 11, Episode 8

I could INVENT a formula
that made me taller.
The Big Bang Theory Season 7, Episode 22

- I didn't INVENT them. They're there.
- In what universe?
The Big Bang Theory Season 1, Episode 1