
Well, TODAY we tried masturbating
for money.
The Big Bang Theory Season 1, Episode 1

Kids TODAY grow up faster, I think.
Breaking Bad Season 2, Episode 12

You are responsible for all the evil
that has befallen me TODAY.
The Big Bang Theory Season 3, Episode 16

But there is no call for it TODAY.
Game of Thrones Season 6, Episode 6

Today is the traditional start
of the fighting season.
Game of Thrones Season 5, Episode 4